This is a post with a featured image

A picture is worth a thousand words, which is convenient—this post only packed about seventy.

With the image doing the heavy lifting up top, the text gets to relax: two unhurried paragraphs, a comfortable measure, and nowhere in particular to be.

A picture is worth a thousand words, but somebody still has to write the caption.

Someone at the picture desk

The editor asked if it needed anything more. It did not. It stopped being a placeholder the moment you read it.